I don’t mind when people tell me to go fuck myself. Cause I fuck myself better then anyone else can fuck me.
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I'm Dana. I like to write. Keep scrolling down and you'll see that. Sorry if I'm irritating to follow. I just like to rant and no one seems to mind on here.
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One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
get it girl
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Embracing your status as a meme: You’re doing it right.
she is my hero
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THE END OMG
what a good sport! :)
OMG
Funny as
(via staypozitive)
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
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my laptop screen is brighter than my future
mine is on the minimal brightness and this is still true
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